Joy to the world the teacher’s dead. We bar-b-qued her head. But where is the body? We flushed it down the potty. And round and round it goes, and round and round it goes. And round and round and round it goes.

Then this is the next one they told me:

Oh ya better watch out you better not speed ya better not smoke your wacky weed, cuz smokey bear is out there tonight.
He sees you when your sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake. Oh ya better watch out ya better not speed ya better not smoke that wacky weed, cuz smokey bear is out there tonight.